Some fashion advice

I have some fashion advice for the older white gentleman I see occasionally on the bus, with his grey cornrows, swinger moustache, and thick glasses.

Sir, you have a look.  I appreciate that.  Not many people have one, and it is truly a wonderful thing.

But,

(seriously)

it’s not working.

(I’m sorry.)

You have chosen as your signature look a combination of elements that cannot exist peacefully in nature.  You are the fashion equivalent of a gene-spliced abomination, a screeching chimera of disjointed personal styles.  There is no place in this world for an older white man with cornrows, a swinger moustache, and thick glasses.

Let it go.

The truth will set you free.

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