Worst. Pain. Ever.

Nicking yourself with a knife while you are preparing food hurts.

However, there is no pain the world worse than nicking yourself with a knife while slicing lemons.  It is the worst pain ever.  Ever.

Oh my god it still hurts as I type this, and it happened half an hour ago.

I’m sure some of my female readers are reflexively counter-arguing with that hoary old chestnut of an example, childbirth.  Well, you’re wrong.  Nicking yourself while slicing lemons hurts worse than childbirth.

Although, I’ll concede that, hypothetically,  giving birth to a lemon might be worse.

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